GOOD OR BAD

Good Or Bad?

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Firstly, I would like to thank anyone who has been reading my blog posts. While I don't think so much of myself that I would presume to actually be popular, I have been getting some nice messages on Facebook concerning my opinions and writing. Thank you for the feedback, I love it! Bad feedback or arguments are fine, too. I don't expect everyone to love what I say.

On the rant agenda today is a touch on something I discussed with a good friend and fellow guildmate in WoW last week. We spoke, and this follows somewhat from my previous blog post, about how women are insane. Now, obviously this is a generalized statement, and I am also a woman, so be patient with me as I touch on this. ;)

We spoke mostly about the breed of woman who feels the need to control and change her mate. The clothing, the company they keep..he told me about a friend of his who stopped speaking to him for YEARS because his girlfriend did not allow it. Allow it? Really? Why is this guy letting himself be controlled as such? This is insanity! Women might as well start up a slave task force of drooling men if it is really so easy as that! I kid. But seriously. Sickening.

Following this, we talked about "good guys" and "bad guys". He mentioned that women don't want a "good" guy, and that they will put themselves through dozens of terrible relationships with "bad" men because that's what they like. Also somewhat true, and sickening.

Let me give it to you from a female perspective: No, I don't really like guys who fall all over themselves to do everything I ask or like things that I like. I don't think a guy who treats me like shit is appealing, either. Obviously each woman likes something different and I can't really generalize here, but if you can't be honest and be yourself with a woman, what kind of relationship are you lending yourself to? If you have to keep quiet about your porn collection and tiptoe around things she does not like...if you have to pretend you like something to make her happy..these are bad signs. If a woman cannot accept a man for who he is, she should be looking for another one.

Part of the problem may be mass media. Teenagers are brought up with simpering bullshit like Twilight or soap operas, where the guy who gets the girl is 100% charming, 100% giving, 100% in tune to the woman. He romances her and carries her off into the sunset. I used to have a friend who constantly complained about her boyfriends not being "romantic" enough. She read WAY too many vampire novels.

Girls, you are going to have to wake up and realize that this is reality. In reality, men have penises. They like watching porn. They fart and burp. They scratch their balls. They look at other women. They forget certain dates. They CAN'T read your mind.

Am I telling you to change these things? No. I'm telling you to fucking man up and accept them. Try watching some porn! It's actually fun, you know. If you're jealous about him watching other women, it's time to gain some confidence in yourself. He's with you because he wants you, the porn is just fun. REMIND him about dates. TELL him if you're not feeling well. TELL him that you're pmsing. He's seriously not telepathic, and most men have terrible instincts for detecting emotions. They are also easily distracted. These are just facts of life.

So, all you guys who are trying way too hard to be good, remember that while most females are insane and don't realize what men are actually like, you'll eventually find one who likes you as you are, and stop trying wayyyy too hard to be the perfect person. It's not worth it. It's obvious that many women really don't understand what they want, so the "control group" here is you, acting like yourself. Do it!

And, as this rant has gone on far longer than I thought, and I don't want to overwhelm anyone with a wall of text, I will write again sooner next time..

As a mini-movie review, I have recently seen Thor, Transformers 3, and Captain America.

In brief - Thor was great. Much better than expected. The actor who played Thor far exceeded my expectations. Also, he was sexy, and I rarely find blond men attractive. Natalie Portman was funny and not overly dramatic, and Loki was also great. Anthony Hopkins always wins. No real complaints...aside from the fact that I still think his hammer is way too small (applying to the comics as well). >.>

Transformers 3 was like a redo of the second one. It was still not really impressive. It was about 45 minutes too long; 20 minutes of those 45 was the scene with the skyscraper falling...and falling...and falling... The movie started out fantastic; Alan Tudyk as Dutch and JOHN MALKOVICH stole the show completely. They were amazing. Also, the new female lead is ...special. She could probably use about 25 pounds of sandwiches, and her upper lip looks to be inflated with about 1 pound of Crisco. Too bad they fired Megan Fox, I had more fun watching her in the second movie than I did watching the rest of the film. >.>

Captain America was amazing. It was just the right amount of corny. The female lead was awesome. All of the acting was awesome. Hugo Weaving DESTROYED (in a good way). Definitely watch this if you get a chance. It is definitely up in the ranks with Iron Man as one of the best superhero movies. I can't wait to see the Avengers.